Yesterday when I went into the girls' room to get them dressed, Leah handed me a domino and said, "Stinky."
It was covered in poop.
Today, they were poking at something on the ground that looked like a wet tissue, giggling and saying, "Stinky!" I couldn't fathom what it was. I finally resorted to poking at it myself. I discovered it was a glob of diaper filling, you know, the absorbent beads which are supposed to be INSIDE the diaper. Apparently, someone's diaper had exploded during the night and the pee-soaked beads had worked their way out onto the carpet.
It was this abomination of nature that my girls were playing with this morning.