Last week, I was talking with my boss and he said that his wife keeps asking for updates on my pregnancy. (For those of you who don't know, or don't know me, I'm pregnant. Great, now it's no longer a secret.) Anyway, he said his wife asks about it every night and his response is always the same:
"How can you NOT know?!" she cries. "This is a big deal! I need details!"
"Well, honey...I'm a guy."
I told him to reassure her that everything was normal as far and I knew and not to feel too bad on not having any details for her.
There aren't any.
The doctors tell me everything looks normal (even though I will be officially "old-fart" age in terms of giving birth by the time the baby is born next March), all my test results have been satisfactory, and I feel fine.
But for those who really, REALLY want something juicy...I still can't brush my teeth without gagging. Should make for a fun dentist appointment next week.
Oh, and she's a girl. Please let me know if you would like us to consider naming her after you or someone you know.
Sorry I'm so boring. *sniff*