Last week, I was talking with my boss and he said that his wife keeps asking for updates on my pregnancy. (For those of you who don't know, or don't know me, I'm pregnant. Great, now it's no longer a secret.) Anyway, he said his wife asks about it every night and his response is always the same:
"I dunno."
"How can you NOT know?!" she cries. "This is a big deal! I need details!"
"Well, honey...I'm a guy."
I told him to reassure her that everything was normal as far and I knew and not to feel too bad on not having any details for her.
There aren't any.
The doctors tell me everything looks normal (even though I will be officially "old-fart" age in terms of giving birth by the time the baby is born next March), all my test results have been satisfactory, and I feel fine.
But for those who really, REALLY want something juicy...I still can't brush my teeth without gagging. Should make for a fun dentist appointment next week.
Oh, and she's a girl. Please let me know if you would like us to consider naming her after you or someone you know.
Sorry I'm so boring. *sniff*
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Seriously. *hmph*
Sorry to disappoint. I was totally going to get a blood clot in my foot but, well...SOMEONE went and did it first.
I'll join your boring club...everything pretty much textbook here as well..except for the age thing...
Maybe you could talk about the fact that you and your husband are SLACKING on the name picking? HMMMM?
They aren't slacking they just don't want to tell anyone and ruin the surprise when they name her Yumpinups Bamkin. Opps I spilled the beans.
I think we ALL know WHY you should be naming her after me-- after all- I was the first person to buy her an cute little outfit:) And I'm cooler than Chet!
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