Friday, September 4, 2009

Missing person

Have you seen this woman?




Last seen leaving California to attend Education Week in Utah. Has not been seen or heard from since. Devoted wife and mother. Doting grandmother. Exceptionally talented painter, sculptor, and potter. Distinguishing characteristics: high cheekbones, sparkling smile, cleavage. World traveler, including Chitzen Itza (see prior distinguishing characteristic). Limitless enthusiasm for life. Laughs at (all my) jokes. Loved by all, especially Sunbeams and grandkids. Hobbies include playing Catan, playing Catan, playing Catan, cheating at Catan, and playing Catan.

If you see this woman, be sure to give her a cookie for me.

5 comments:

Lorene said...

Ha ha! Super grandma is back and better than ever. Watch out. I have four hyperactive grandkids with me!!!

Lorene said...

Ha ha! Super grandma is back and better than ever. Watch out. I have four hyperactive grandkids with me!!!

Lorene said...

Ha ha! Super grandma is back and better than ever. Watch out. I have four hyperactive grandkids with me!!!

Jesse Harris said...

Good heavens. I just realized that our baby looks like the infant version of Mario in that picture.

momodafoxes4 said...

not only is super grandma back..but she is back in triplicate....wait...does that now mean I have 12 kids...oh heaven help me!