Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Gimme one good reason

A telemarketer called just now to "update their records."

I told him we had no interest in being updated and asked that he remove our company from their calling list.

"Yes, ma'am. I can certainly remove you from our list. I just need a good reason I should do so."

"Because I told you to."

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*he waits for me to elaborate*

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*he is outsilenced by the master*

"Okay, ma'am. Uhhh...thank you for your time."

1 comment:

Unknown said...

I am glad to hear that works on telemarketers. I've tried it on my kids with poor results.