Phone solicitation forwarded to me at work today:
Him: I'm trying to get ahold of the decision maker for your AT&T long distance account.
Me: That's me.
Him: Are you the FINAL decision maker?
Me: That depends. What do you need?
Him: I need to talk to the FINAL DECISION maker for your AT&T long distance account. Is that you?
Me: That depends on what kind of FINAL DECISION needs to be made.
Him: Ma'am, if you were the FINAL DECISION MAKER it wouldn't matter what decision needs to be made.
*click* (he hangs up on me)