I might be a little behind the times...

... but this is my new favorite online toy.

http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html

See if you can recognize these famous words translated into 10-Year-Old-AOL-Speak:

FOUR SCORA AND S3VAN Y3ARS AGO OUR FATH3RS BROUGHT FORTH ON THES CONTIENNT A NU NATION CONCEIEVD IN LIEBRTY AND D3DICAETD 2 TEH PROPOSITION TAHT AL MAN R CREAETD 3QUAL

Or these:

WHEN IN TEH COURS3 OF HUMAN EVENTS IT BCOM3S NECESARY FOR ONA PAOPL3 2 DISOLVE TEH POLITICAL BANDS WHICH HAEV CONACTAD TH3M WIT ANOTH3R AND 2 ASUME MONG DA POW3RS OF DA AARTH TEH SAPARAET AND 3QUAL STATION 2 WHICH DA LAWS OF NATUR3 AND OF NATURES GOD 3NTITLE THAM A DECANT R3SPACT 2 DA OPINIONS OF MANKIND REQUIERS TAHT TH3Y SHUD R DA CAUESS WHICH IMPAL THEM 2 TEH SEPARATION!!111 OMG LOL

And this has got to be my favorite:

AND SO MAH FELOW M3RICANS ASK NOT WUT UR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR U - ASK WUT U CAN DO FOR UR COUNTRY!1!!11!1 OMG WTF
MY FELOW CITIEZNS OF DA WORLD ASK NOT WUT MARICA WIL DO FOR U BUT WUT 2GATH3R WA CAN DO FOR DA FREDOM OF MAN!!1!! WTF LOL

All I have to say is:

OMG!!1! ROTFLMAO!1!!!